ok here`s mine

ALL ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it: 2:08
2. Real Name: Horatio
3. Nick names:  H

4. Where do you live: Miami , Florida
5. Do u like it there: Its ok
6. Your b-day and sign: top secret
7. Eye color: BLUE

8. Hair color: RED
9. what are u wearing: shirt and a suit
10. Any future goals and aspirations: to see catherine again before i go back to miami

DO YOU HAVE:
11. Pets: no
12. Any belly button lint: ---------
13. Tattoos: no
14. Piercing: no
15. Toe jam: No
16. Bf/Gf: No
17. Car: silver Hummer

18. Food with you: no
19. Siblings: My dead now alive brother Ray
20. Sex toys: should buy some
21. Childrens toys: susie left one at my place
22. Hideous warts that resemble Bob Barker - no
23. Any crushes: Cath might be considered a crush right now

DO YOU:
24. Like surveys: no , they take away my precious time
25. Conform: Never! I always want more
26. Sleep with stuffed animals: No
27. Scream often: Yes , when Im pissed of by Rick or a corrupt police officer
28. Talk to inanimate objects: when i talk to people i usually stare at inanimate objects instead of looking at their faces ; it might look like i talk to objects , but its not liek that
29. Know what RHPS stands for: no i dont
30. Like sleep: Yes but i dont get enought
31. Pick your nose: no thats not something a grown man would do
32. Pick your friend's noses: only if its yelina's nose
33. Like porno: It helps me get through work stress and tension
34. Hate the olson twins: who ?
35. Eaten plastic: no
36. Had sex with the same sex: never
37. Had sex with the opposite sex: Yes , just did it with cath ( ups ! shouldnt have said that .......)
38. Had sex with inanimate objects: no thanks
39. Regretted saying something:  Of course.
40. Been in love: I AM IN LOVE
41. Chewed on a pen so long that ink leaked in your mouth: Probably
42. Skinny-dipped: yes
43. Prostituted yourself: no i havent
44. Played a musical instrument:  in not an artistic person
45. Called someone a nazi: yes
46. Mooned anyone: Yes
47. Dressed in drag: no !
48. Passed out: Yes
49. Wrecked a car: yes
50. Gotten into a fight: Yes

51. Visited a porn site: i dont have a computer home so i dont do it usually . i did it once it once in the office when i was bored

52. Had cyber sex: no  , but Eric has ....
53. Questioned your religious beliefs: always
54. Played with treasure trolls: no
55. Seen a faerie: no
57. Coated your entire body in jello: no , but i wouldnt mind

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE:
58. Beverage: wine and coffee

59. Food: i really dont care
60. Candy: bubble gum
61. Shoe: i like to wear tennis shoes , although i never do
62. Car: I really like my Hummer
63. Deodorant: whatever smells good
64. Newspaper: i read them all
65. Comic: i dont read comics

66. Infomercial: i dont want tv that much
67. Animal: hmmm dog ?
68. Band: i like hmm .... bob dylan .....
70. CD: hmm there are lots
72. Videogame: i dont play video games but i think id be good in the shooting games

73. Color: Blue and Black

74. Flavor of ice cream: hmm vanilla

75. Movie: i like them all
76. Cartoon: hmm i dont watch cartoons
77. Phrase or saying: i call every woman ma'am
78. Month: december , its chilly

79. Activity: thinking about yelina
80. Place to be: the office or the beach
81. Weather: i really dont care , hot is fine but cold is fine too
82. Body part: I like to stare at yelina's butt

83. Book: forensic books

84. Vegetable: lettuce

85. piece of jewelry: watch
86. Thing to watch people do: walk
87. Website: Livejournal, of course!
88. Radio station: anything that's good
89. Store: dockers
90. Play/musical: hmm Rent
91. Thing about you: i always trust my gut

THIS OR THAT
92. Innie or outie: Innie
93. Crotons or bacon bits: Crotons
94. Rain or sun: rain
95. Sandals or shoes: shoes
96. Tank tops or t shirts: T-shirts
97. Platforms or high heels: Heels
98. Sex: public or private: i like privacy
99. Reality or illusion: reality
101. Cats or dogs: dogs

102. Fish or ferrets: fish
103. Prom or morp: i donr really care

104. Lust or love: love
105. Drama queen or apathetic: apathetic

HOW OFTEN DO YOU:?
106. Take a shower: every morning
107. Brush your teeth: three times a day
108. Eat dog food: never

109. File your nails: never.
110. Clip your toe nails: never
111. Masturbate: i should do it more often
112. Read: every day
113. Commit hell worthy sins: well...
114. Commit acts of kindness: i try to every day
115. Tell people you love them: never
116. Eat celery: once a month
117. Wear a hat: never
118. Dance: when no ones watching
119. Sing: when im driving around in the hummer
120. Purposely vomit: why would i do that ?

WHAT IS THE MOST:
121. Embarrassed youve ever been: hmm everytime im with Yelina i blush
122. Scared youve ever been: When yelina was hit by Rick and when a builiding almost collapsed and I was inside

123. Happiest you've ever been: When Yelina told me she was always going to need me no matter what
124. Saddest you've ever been: when Raymond died
125. Craziest you've ever been: ive done pretty crazy things
126. Stupidest you've ever been: when i let yelina go and she got married with my brother instead of me

HOW MANY:
127. Licks does it take you to get to the center of a tootsie pop: i dont count them

128. Times have you failed written exams: Never!
129. Shots of whiskey would it take to get you drunk: a lot
130. Gallons of water do you waste a day: Probably a lot.
131. Cows had to die to feed you: i eat a lot
132. Babies will you plague the world with: i dont think i will ever do that
133. Push ups and sit ups can you do before vomiting: not much

134. Hours of TV do you watch a week: few hours
135. Hours a week do u spend on the computer: couple a day
136. Nipples do u REALLY have: 2 !
137. Times have you had sex: enough
138. Sex partners have you had: one !
139. People have you pissed off your entire life, take a guess: i cant even count them , theyre so many !

WHAT IS THE LONGEST YOU:
140. Gone without a shower: a week
141. Sat and watched TV: 5 hours
142. Slept: two days in a row
143. Had sex: haha that you will have to find out by yourself ;)
144. Masturbated: ----- hahaha

145. Walked: a day
146. Ran: two hours straight

147. Ate: ive eaten a lot
148. Sat around staring, with nothing else to do: ageees .... i do that a lot

FRIENDS
149. How many best friends do you have: Not many
150. Who knows the most about you: hmm raymond did

151. Who hangs out with you the most: i am alone most of the time
152. Who is the goofiest: hmm
153. The smartest: calleigh
154. The wittiest: hmmm .
155. Most courageous: alex
156. Most obsessed with something: RYAN !
157. Easily fascinated: Eric
158. Funniest when they are drunk: im pretty fun when im drunk
159. Sexiest: YELINA !! - Cath is sexy too and well Calleigh looks good in black

160. Most talkative: ryan
161. Most popular: alex ??

162. Most feminine: Yelina and Calleigh sort of
163. Most masculine: Me

164. Best to walk and talk with: hmm frank ? just kidding --- i dont know .....

165. Who do you miss the most at the moment: Yelina and Cath !!! God ! two women ......... im in trouble

DID YOU KNOW:
166. Porcupines are the only other animals besides humans that masturbate: i did
167. Dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure?: i did
168. Heinz 57 was a number chosen from an elevator panel: what !? that is a number ?

IN A POTENTIAL MATE:
169. Best eye color: blue is nice but brown is nice too
170. Tall or short: shorter than me
171. Skinny or built: skinny
172. Pale or tan: tan
173. Hairy or smooth: Smooth.
174. Big or dainty hands: dainty, I suppose
175. Best conversation subject: life
176. Religion: i am not religious
177. Outgoing or not: outgoing but not at the same time 
178. Hair color: anything is fine
179. Athletic, artsy, or intelligent: I like intelligent woman so i can have a nice conversation

180. Describe a brief statement of your perfect mate: hmm.......... yelina is my perfect mate , but we will never be together - i think

181. Does god exist: Not sure.
182. Does life have a divine purpose: i dont know
183. How strongly is society based on looks: very strongly sadly
184. What are the three major things that need to be met in the world, and how would you suggest going about fixing them: hmmm

THE ENDING
185. Did you enjoy this survey at all: too long! and i realize i dont really know myself ! lol
186. Are you glad its over: yess sir
187. What time is it: 3:39 ( i had lunch during this survey )